Anyone with boobs that are above average in size will know that tis can be a curse as well as a blessing.
Sure, having big boobs has its perks, I mean there’s a reason why so many girls dream of having bigger breasticles. But life isn’t always easy for the bigger breasted women out there.
If you travel often, and you’ve got bigger boobs than most, you’ll understand the struggles of lugging your breasts around the world.
Here are 10 travel struggles that only those with big boobs will understand.
1: Finding bras that can handle adventure
If you’re a hardcore travel addict, your will likely involve a lot of action and adventure. But for the bigger breasted ladies, adventurous activities require a little more forethought – we need to find a bra that can handle adventure.
Any vigorous movement can cause boobs to go flying, which can be both unflattering and painful.
So to be fully prepared for adventure, we need to find a bra with some serious support. It sounds simple, but it can feel like a wild goose chase trying to find one.
2: Finding supportive bras that aren’t sports bras
Traveling often involves visiting some pretty warm destinations, which means wardrobe choices like strappy tops.
Why is this an issue, you ask? Because with strappy tops, sports bras are a no-go.
Finding a supportive bra that’s not a sports bra is perhaps the biggest struggle of the big boobed community.
3: Packing bras is a nightmare
So finding suitable bras is hard, but packing them is even harder. Bigger boobs equal bigger bras, and bigger bras are an absolute nightmare to pack.
They take up so much room, and they’re such an awkward shape to pack. Having big boobs makes traveling light basically impossible.
4: It’s hard to find cool but modest outfits
When traveling to hot countries, you want your clothes to be as cool as possible. The only trouble is that cool outfits are usually quite revealing, with low cut tops.
For those with smaller breasts, this isn’t really an issue, but when your boobs are ridiculously large, any outfit that is even remotely revealing just looks overly sexy (it’s a hard life, I know).
This doesn’t always matter so much, but there are some corners of the world where having your breasts bursting out of your top can cause offence. It’s just so hard to find outfits that are both cool and modest!
5: Running anywhere is super painful
This is a generic struggle, but when you travel often, the chances are that at some point you’re going to need to run for a plane, train, bus, ferry or whatever else it might be that you’re late for.
Running with big boobs is not fun. You have to deal with the pain of your sensitive breasticles slapping up and down with every footfall, and you have to try and discreetly hold them in place without looking like a lunatic.
6: Your boobs act like a bib on long haul flights
Lets face it, we all eat more snacks than we probably should on long haul flights, it just helps the time go quicker. When you’ve got big boobs though, they act just like a bib, catching all the crumbs as evidence.
When you touch down after your flight, the first thing on your list of priorities, before even getting through security, is to empty your cleavage of crumbs.
7: Boob sweat in hot countries is unbelievable
No one likes to admit that their boobs sweat, but it happens. It’s a fact of life that no matter how big or small your breasts, they’re going to sweat. It just so happens that bigger boobs sweat a thousand times more than smaller ones.
And when traveling to hot countries, the level of boob sweat isn’t just annoying and embarrassing, it’s actually unbelievable.
8: Every flight is a battle between your boobs and the tray table
Unless you’ve splashed out on business class or first class flight tickets, plane seats are uncomfortably small and cramped.
So when you go to set your tray table down, you have to try and squish it down over your boobs.
9: The back pain on long walks is unbearable
Having big boobs is like constantly wearing a big rucksack on your front, which after a while gets pretty tiring and painful.
So when walking for anything more than half an hour (something which is pretty hard to avoid), the back pain starts to kick in as your spine gives up on your massive breasts.
10: ‘Nip slips’ are a much more common occurrence
So you’re out and about on your travels, by the pool or at a beach, rocking your new bikini, and you’re having a good time. But deep down, you’re awaiting the moment a nipple slips out, or your bikini or bra decides to snap, unleashing your breasts in all their glory.
I live in the UK, in the country’s most uneventful city, where the most interesting story in the local paper is about banning dressing gowns in supermarkets.
I travel and I write, because surely there are more interesting stories than that to write about and share.
